I do hope that the description was meant as cynically as I read it. It looks rather scary to me....

(from wordsandpictures, see the link on the right ->)
All things pfff



Because of its stylishness, the LG GSA-E50N might be a fitting DVD burner for the EEE. I have the impression that the white color of the LG drive might conflict with the rather gayish-perl-white color of the EEE, but you'd might have to be a woman or low on testosterone to notice it. The drive also comes in black.less /var/log/Xorg.0.log
The highest virtual mode in /etc/X11/xorg.conf was 1024*768, though, so in the log file one could read:
(II) intel(0): EDID for output VGA
(II) intel(0): Manufacturer: SAM Model: 1ba Serial#: 1212231993
(II) intel(0): Year: 2006 Week: 50
(II) intel(0): EDID Version: 1.3
(II) intel(0): Analog Display Input, Input Voltage Level: 0.700/0.300 V
(II) intel(0): Sync: Separate Composite SyncOnGreen
(II) intel(0): Max H-Image Size [cm]: horiz.: 38 vert.: 30
(II) intel(0): Gamma: 2.20
(II) intel(0): DPMS capabilities: Off; RGB/Color Display
(II) intel(0): First detailed timing is preferred mode
(II) intel(0): redX: 0.640 redY: 0.329 greenX: 0.300 greenY: 0.600
(II) intel(0): blueX: 0.150 blueY: 0.060 whiteX: 0.313 whiteY: 0.329
(II) intel(0): Supported VESA Video Modes:
(II) intel(0): 720x400@70Hz
(II) intel(0): 640x480@60Hz
(II) intel(0): 640x480@67Hz
(II) intel(0): 640x480@72Hz
(II) intel(0): 640x480@75Hz
(II) intel(0): 800x600@56Hz
(II) intel(0): 800x600@60Hz
(II) intel(0): 800x600@72Hz
(II) intel(0): 800x600@75Hz
(II) intel(0): 832x624@75Hz
(II) intel(0): 1024x768@60Hz
(II) intel(0): 1024x768@70Hz
(II) intel(0): 1024x768@75Hz
(II) intel(0): 1280x1024@75Hz
(II) intel(0): 1152x870@75Hz
(II) intel(0): Not using default mode "1280x1024" (height too large for virtual size)
(II) intel(0): Not using default mode "1280x1024" (height too large for virtual size)
(II) intel(0): Not using default mode "1280x1024" (height too large for virtual size)
(II) intel(0): Not using default mode "1400x1050" (height too large for virtual size)
(II) intel(0): Not using default mode "1400x1050" (height too large for virtual size)
(II) intel(0): Not using default mode "1400x1050" (height too large for virtual size)
(II) intel(0): Not using default mode "1400x1050" (height too large for virtual size)
(II) intel(0): Not using default mode "1440x900" (width too large for virtual size)
(II) intel(0): Not using default mode "1600x1024" (width too large for virtual size)
(II) intel(0): Not using default mode "1680x1050" (height too large for virtual size)
(II) intel(0): Not using default mode "1920x1200" (height too large for virtual size)
(II) intel(0): Not using default mode "1920x1200" (height too large for virtual size)
(II) intel(0): Not using default mode "1920x1440" (height too large for virtual size)
(II) intel(0): Not using default mode "2048x1536" (height too large for virtual size)
(II) intel(0): Not using default mode "2048x1536" (height too large for virtual size)
(II) intel(0): Not using default mode "2048x1536" (height too large for virtual size)
Section "Screen"
Identifier "Screen1"
Device "Device1"
Monitor "Monitor1"
DefaultDepth 16
SubSection "Display"
Depth 8
Virtual 1024 768
EndSubSection
SubSection "Display"
Depth 15
Virtual 1024 768
EndSubSection
SubSection "Display"
Depth 16
Virtual 1024 768
EndSubSection
SubSection "Display"
Depth 24
Virtual 1024 768
EndSubSection
EndSection
Section "Screen"Or
Identifier "Screen1"
Device "Device1"
Monitor "Monitor1"
DefaultDepth 16
SubSection "Display"
Depth 8
Virtual 1280 1024
EndSubSection
SubSection "Display"
Depth 15
Virtual 1280 1024
EndSubSection
SubSection "Display"
Depth 16
Virtual 1280 1024
EndSubSection
SubSection "Display"
Depth 24
Virtual 1280 1024
EndSubSection
EndSection

That was all!!!
I still think it's more creative to do it yourself, though.