...among other things:
Encabulators are obviously built on the basic principles of
orgone accumulators, i.e. machines used to harvest orgonotic energy directly from ether or a nearby reseller, and putting it to use to regenerate the contra-rotohydroflux of decadrapondic protracto-billevesium, thus activating the Broad Utensilic Lateral and Lysergic Space of Hilbertian Iterative Thermodrome. It goes without saying that this implies loads of fadeasic baliverns, which is potentially dangerous to faribola-sensitive persons.
As visionary and radically life-changing as these devices may be, they are still currently facing lots of criticism due to the lack of faith of most yellow-belly so-called scientists, mostly out of concerns that believing in such advanced theories usually lead the superiorly intelligent person in question to look strikingly like this:
But of course, it does get you all the naughty stewardesses that you may ever dream of.
Coming soon on Pffflog: How-to build your own orgonotic comb.
1 comments:
I think that he is on to something there! He should have gone to the 'Hairkiller' hairdresser, though. (There really is a hairdresser chain called like this)
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